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dashawn walks down the hall looking stupid as hell.
dashawn by crakhand October 19, 2017
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dashboard confessional 

SHIT. their lyrics suck. Jesus, I feel gay just thinking about them.
Gay guy: listen to this DC cd
regular guy: sure buddy
gay guy: isn't this great
regular guy: ...*gurgling
The regular guy dies because of massive blood loss from the ears.
During sex or foreplay, when a girl lies on her back and raises her feet over her head, a dashboard is the resulting panel of instruments available for manipulation and perusal.
He honked her teets and slathered her dashboard.
Dashboard by marlowe9 October 19, 2010

Smash and Dash 

To have sex with someone and then leave immediately after you have climaxed
"Man i'm finna smash and dash this girl tonite"
Smash and Dash by k.smoove January 2, 2010
You meant to say Daisy, but instead you typed dasiy for some reason
Dasiy is spelled Daisy, you're welcome.
dasiy by NightmareQueen October 26, 2014

dashboarding

The act of slamming one’s significant other into the dashboard of the car; usually after prom or a formal event.
Due to her incessant yammering, Steve was 'dashboarding' Alyssa without regard to her visage.

Rick: “You have been talking to too many other boys”
Maeve: “Don’t be so protective”
Rick ‘dashboards’ Maeve
Rick: “How about that *****”