Face Hole

Alternate word for mouth

Shut your god damned face hole!

by H0T Karl October 16, 2009

bitch gave me a face

When someone gives one a look of disgust in rejection.

I was on the dance floor and smiled at this white chick. Bitch gave me a face.

by Sam Garcia March 9, 2008

two face

A girl who looks hot in one setting, but ghastly in another - usually because of poor lighting.

GEORGE: So, attractive one day - not attractive the next?

JERRY: Have you come across this?

GEORGE: Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two face.

JERRY: (Relating) Like the Batman villain?

GEORGE: (Annoyed) If that helps you..

by Caffeine and Irony December 28, 2005

Faceblam

Like a facepalm, but something so mind-numbingly stupid that it results in violently slamming one's face into a hard, flat object in frustration.

Seriously? They're going to raise the debt ceiling? *FACEBLAM*

by Mr_Shifty July 1, 2011

penis face

An explitave used to describe someone behaving badly. Much more creative than asshole, fucker, or cunt.

That server was very curt, what a penis face!

by maurad April 18, 2006

Face Five

A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."

To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.

1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!

2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!

by intrepid May 9, 2005

Facebag

A person who is a douche bag on Facebook. You know that guy who likes to talk about himself and tell you all about his day as if everyone cares. Then he proceeds to tell you how awesome he is and how many chicks he can score with, not to mention how many Jager Bombs he can do in a row.

1.A Facebag is someone who posts pictures of themselves with a camera phone flexing infront of the bathroom mirror

2.A Facebag is someone who refers to themselves in the 3rd person on facebook.

3.A Facebag is someone who makes the same face in every picture to try and look smooth.

4. A person who gives himself a a nickname like "The Situation" or "L-Bo"

by Jason and Kathleen January 11, 2010