facedrinking

The act of drinking while interacting on facebook.

I was drinking and chatting with friends on facebook while having a cocktail. I then updated my status to "sean is fracedrinking". Virtual happy hours on Friday afternoon on facebook are known as facedrinking fridays.

by azblaze April 26, 2010

facedrunking

The act of posting updates on facebook while drunk that one would not post when sober. Similar to drunk texting but out there for the whole world to see.

Just ignore Gabe's rants last night, he was facedrunking

by MBwhocares September 8, 2010

Facial Pruning

The act of deleting, editing, re-doing or hiding information on your facebook, so as to not appear sloppy, disheveled, or inappropriate.

Joe: Hey Bro, what's up with your facebook? There's mad ugly chicks on your wall!
Matt: Yea I know, I gotta do some serious facial pruning this weekend.

Sheila: Yo why do you still have pics up of you and your ex?
Grace: Yea, time to buckle down and do some serious facial pruning.

by imastarryeyedsurprise September 29, 2010

faciendum

a list of things to be done or accomplished.

This work is not on the faciendum. As such, I need not do it right now.

by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010

facedodger

One who avoids using social networking websites, usually through technophobia or privacy concerns.

You're all invited to my party, spread the word Dave, Jim, and any of the other facedodgers.

by knife35 November 27, 2010

Faccident

A fart which happens to leak out by complete accident. Like while walking, laughing, or giving a major power-point presentation.

Stephen: "God, this date has been wonderful but I'm afraid it's time to leave."

Blair: Get's up from her chair to walk away from the dinner table and says "Ooops! That's was a faccident"

by thesearefusesnoriver February 26, 2011

Facedialing

- Using facebook messaging to drunk dial your ex girlfriend

He was drunk and instead of drunk calling his ex-girlfrend, he was Facedialing her a message on facebook

by theFacedialer April 2, 2011