Dick appointment

Just like a regular appointment except you’re going for the purpose of getting dick.

I’ve never been late for a dick appointment.

by Bae5867 December 2, 2022

DICK WEED or DICKWEED

Ultramaroon; Dumb ass idiot; Corporate fool.

"Thom Beers of Discovery Channel is a fucking dick weed."

by Wee Lil Tigrrr April 19, 2004

Dick Nixon

Richard Nixon.

Since the name Dick has come to be more commonly used as slang for a penis, to say 'Dick Nixon' when referring to the man is sometimes intentionally irreverent or insulting.

Also used as a reference to the penis.

Dick Nixon's the man... in my PANTS.

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

dick beat

Verb. The act of forcibly beating another repeatedly with an erected penis. Also known as a DB for short.

After Ted had found Sally cheating on him he unzipped his pants pulled out is hard throbbing man rod as strong as a horses leg but as soft as a flower wrapped in silk and dick beat her silly.

by Chester B. March 20, 2008

dick magician

A male stripper who is skilled in the art of sleight-of-dick, and is able to make their dick magically appear in various locations. Dick magicians are exclusively hired to attend bachelorette parties.

I don't know how that dick magician managed to make his dick appear in my vagina.

by Call me Richard January 9, 2017

Dick Trickle

Racecar Driver from Wisconsion

Dick Trickle has over 600 wins!

by Joe C June 16, 2004

dick dastardly

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

by Jammers August 30, 2005