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Splash N' Dash 

The act of using mouth rinse when running late instead of brushing, normally on your way out of the house, often just spitting the rinse into a potted plant or outside in the grass while entering your car.
Guy1: "Forgot to brush! My mouth feels like I've been licking Amy Winehouse."

Guy2: "Dude you're lucky you have a hotel size Scope in your hand."

Guy1: "I know right? Splash N' Dash. Cheers. "

(Guy1: *Splash N' Dashes*)
Splash N' Dash by J2 J2 January 16, 2010
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smash or dash 

Smash or dash is a term used to describe the two options someone in a prolonged friend zone should do.
Andrew: Sophie is SO Hot
Nathan: I know, but I'm deep in the friend zone
Andrew: The only thing you should be deep in is that pussy, you need to smash or dash!
smash or dash by EliteWingman October 14, 2016
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Splash and dash 

when someone cums quick and leave straight away
Callum fucked a girl and cum really early...he splash and dashed
Splash and dash by scrott owen January 4, 2019
Dassup = thats whats up
its an easier form of daswhassup which is too long and complex
It is used to agree with something sick/nice that has happened
sam: yo man, I hit some biddies today!

tyler: dassup

or

tyler:do you think shaykwan wanting to video chat with me means she likesme?

sam: dassup
dassup by T-Timeeee October 8, 2007

pebble dash 

The act of pebble dashing, or to pebble dash, is the act of passing gas with a "wet kiss". The "pebbles" are dashed from the "lips" during the "wet kiss".

The act of slinging bits of poo during a wet fart.
When I farted I accidentally pebble dashed my shorts. The wife hates it when I pebble dash.
pebble dash by Bubbacop March 13, 2009

Dashboard Confessional 

The emo shit band that converts straight men into complete homosexuals. They try to sing about love and compassion but come off as homosexual children that whine about the world's stupidest shit. Guess they can't be the beatles, eh?
Dashboard confessional reminds me about how our culture has degenerated into this load of shit.
Dashboard Confessional by Merlin122 October 23, 2004
An acronym for Desperate Attention Seeking Asian. Enough said.
Wow, is she really dressing like that? She's such a DASA.
DASA by Walter Black November 2, 2014