Procrastivity

The act of getting other, often undesirable tasks done while avoiding the task that is causing procrastination.

I had an evening of procrastivity cleaning my room instead of writing the history essay.

by DrSpoonie October 24, 2022

procrastive

known for procrastinating or procrastination.

She is very procrastive, She always finishes her work right before it’s due.

by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc November 11, 2022

Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.

It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

procrastinate

delay or postpone action put off doing something.

it won't be long so don't procrastinate

by jchqjshwdg14141 January 6, 2023

Procrasturbate

When you put off a task or chore in order to masturbate.

I really didn't want to do my math homework, so I decided to procrasturbate.

by CrayCrayJ January 12, 2023

Procrastitosis

A term meaning SpongeBob (from SpongeBob SquarePants) being unusually pale looking. The meaning of its name alludes to the Season 2 episode "Procrastination" where SpongeBob's color is very pale and washed out in most prints of the episode.

Alt name: Palebob

HD SpongeBob doesn't have Procrastitosis, but some promos for Season 13 do.

by SMACKLEDORFD January 25, 2023

procrastinator

A synonym for the entirety of humanity, or someone who does everything to avoid anything.

Guy1: Why you oughta be so much of a procrastinator, huh?
Guy2: Well aren't we all?
Guy1: ...
Guy2: ...
Guy1: Woah... that's deep
.......
Mom: *yells from upstares* did you remember to throw away the trash billy?

by "Tech" Zachary January 28, 2023