PeanutButter Darts

The act of letting someone spread peanutbutter all over your butthole, while you are on all fours. After the peanutbutter has been spread, you toss kit kat bars at the butthole covered in peanutbutter in hopes that one sticks.

After we left the bar, we went back to crib and played a grueling game of peanutbutter darts.

by bigapple2 March 15, 2011

Purple peanuts

hemorrhoids; vascular structures in the anal canal which help with stool control. They become swollen or inflamed.

Purple peanuts colon cauliflower hemeroids hemroids haemorrhoids roids

by Twist of Cain April 3, 2011

Peenut

When you nut but you accidentally pee a little bit, what results is this weird yellow goop

I was getting head from my girl, and when we were finished i peenut. Ever since then she'll never give me head again.

by Aug's Cannolis July 29, 2018

peautiful

peautiful, someone who is defined as pretty, yet beautiful at the same time.

Wow that girl is not just beautiful she she's peautiful.

by Kelso 1987 November 17, 2020

peanus

pee handle, wank rod

My peanus itches.

by ugglet October 8, 2019

Peanuts

To do well. An accomplishment. The opposite form of how normally used. Grand. Excitement.

Peanuts! I just found one hundred dollars on the floor. Peanuts! She said yes.

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 10, 2007

Peanutopolis

(noun). A state of mind making you feel very strong and powerful, almost mayor-like.

I'm currently in the most amazing peanutopolis, good sir.

by DST November 25, 2007