(noun). The weight of something when you weigh it with your tongue.
Nice use of your substantialiscious, that was spot on.
(noun). A state of mind making you feel very strong and powerful, almost mayor-like.
I'm currently in the most amazing peanutopolis, good sir.
1. likely or designed to confuse and divert from doping issues.
2. drug doping side effect.
All this plappermouthing about being a clean team, they should be taking a firm stance against this, not hiring some bent doctor and then wheeling out young Geraint to trot out the same stale jizz that every triathlete is currently coming up with rather than daring to see the wood for the trees.
(adj). A word used when something really good happens to you and you become so happy that you're confused.
I'm so satisfectellent at this very moment right now.
(noun). A highly precise procedure involving your hunger getting punched in the face, dragged into an alley, and robbed.
Dude, you so perfected your hungerectomy on that loser.
(noun). A heightened yet fleeting state of accomplishment that make you realize how unbelievably unmotivated you normally are.
Wow, eating that cherry pizza really made my nougatocity expose itself in naughty ways.