zest ball

a mf that be too gay

Man 1 - "Matthew is such a zest ball! He crosses his legs and calls himself a slut."

Man 2 - "Fr. He the biggest zest ball out of everyone here."

by vyzr September 28, 2022

Frog balling

The act of masturbating without lubrication using just your sandpaper-like hands.

I was frog balling it dude! I didn't use any lube and I dry shot it!

by Zaso February 24, 2014

lack of balls

Someone who says shit about you behind your back gossips whispers slates you but don't have the balls to say it to your face..

Why have you been chatting shit about me you must have a lack of balls to say it to my face

by Bumflap May 2, 2016

jingle balls

when you get an std from santa clause

bromg he just came down my chimney without a condom and got total jingle balls bro!

by chefmike February 28, 2016

Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

by Wacker Man February 28, 2007

ball-rabbit

A gay man who jumps from man to man; sucking their balls as he goes.

Matt - "Dude, Jeremy is such a ball-rabbit.."

Eric - "Totes dood, i saw him all over Fred, Tim, and Ronnie this weekend."

Matt - "Guy does work."

by yuskjr May 22, 2009

ball magic

the act of to scrotums rubbing together during a double penetration on a woman in the front and back door.

the female porn star was doing a DP (double penetration) scene and the two male porn stars had some ball magic during the scene.

by TedNugent October 8, 2013