3 definitions by TedNugent
A fat slob who is offensive, really funny and sadly trapped in the closet. He pretends to be into chicks but he would rather be a complete knob gobblin. In other words he is a real life adult version of the South Park character, Eric Cartman.
Our friend Scott is so funny and a slob like Belushi from Animal House. It is a shame that he would rather hide who he is and not come out of the closet. He is totally 'pulling a Cartman'.
by TedNugent October 8, 2013
the act of to scrotums rubbing together during a double penetration on a woman in the front and back door.
the female porn star was doing a DP (double penetration) scene and the two male porn stars had some ball magic during the scene.
by TedNugent October 8, 2013