anal drunk

The act of being so intoxicated, you are about to pass-out after fucking the fattest ugliest bitch ever, twice, because you consumed mass amounts of alcohol vis your anal cavity.

Bro, last night i was so drunk, i was AD, anal drunk!

anal drunk by petemikeaaron January 8, 2009

Dancing Drunk

When some one is so intoxicated they think they can dance when in reality they can't. Normally seen at bars with live bands, but also seen at any establishment that serves liquor and has music.

Last Sunday I was at a bar and I shit you not there were twelve people dancing drunk.

Dancing Drunk by Stauder March 24, 2009

Chris drunk

Referring to a person or group of people who are exceptionally drunk and/or under the influence of a large amount of drugs, which causes a huge decrease in their decision making abilities; usually resulting in terrible choices which one would immediatley regret upon becoming sober.

Dan: Holy shit dude what happened to you last night?
Jon: Bro, I got so Chris drunk last night I banged that fat girl fromthe bar...
Dan: Yeah, but didn't you already banged her last week?? What's the big deal now?
Jon: Well last night before we fucked she told me she had herpes and she was falling in love with me...
Dan: Well what did you say??
Jon: "Let's fuck"
Dan: Wow dude, you were seriously Chris drunk last night...
Jon: I know bro, I know... I'll call you later, I gotta go meet this fat sluts parents and stop by CVS to pick up my prescription... ugh.

Chris drunk by IamME33 September 22, 2009

intellectually drunk 

That "buzz" feeling you get after continuous hours of study. It involves no alcohol yet you feel drunk. You may find yourself slurring over words by either talking to fast or trying to cram too many creative words into a single sentence.

After Peter finished his 2,000 word essay, his speech was scrambled due to absorbing to much information.

Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!

Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?

Peter: Positive.

intellectually drunk by Goondued November 9, 2011

iphone drunk

When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.

Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."

Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"

Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"

iphone drunk by pobcat June 25, 2012

high on drunk 

What you ask someone after they have done something foolish, retarded, or just plain stupid.

The word was coined by Dylan Mondragon after his friend tried to ollie over a table and landed on their face.

Dude 1: Dude..... I just shot myself in the foot with a BB gun....
Dude 2: WHAT THE HELL? WERE YOU HIGH ON DRUNK?

high on drunk by Forgot my Name again June 2, 2009

Super Mario Drunk 

When you black out while drinking in an unfamiliar place but then, as you sober up, your memory returns later in the night. Now you are somewhere unknown and its only a matter of time before you become too sleepy to find your way back. This is like in the old Mario games when he starts in the middle of a field, you have no idea why or how he got there, but there's a timer counting down before he is fucked. Mario must deal with the situation at hand, just like you.

Much more serious if you forget your phone.

Drew: Dude, where the hell did you go at the end of last night?

Jesse: I somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a Mexican Ron Jeremy who wanted to "make magic" with me, I was so damned super mario drunk.

Super Mario Drunk by Webstersnightmare September 2, 2009