Definitions by pobcat

iphone drunk

When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.

Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."

Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"

Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"

iphone drunk by pobcat June 25, 2012

granny shifting 

Another term for bunting or performing a task at a sub-par level.

Alanna: "Why do I always fail?"

Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"

granny shifting by pobcat January 22, 2012

OB

"Old Balls" usually used to make fun of someone because of their age, or on their birthday to make them feel old.

"Hey Ryan you have OB now that your 25"

OB by pobcat March 22, 2010