Condomplating

When you go on a bender banging different people everyday and keep reusing the same condom. You just slap it on a plate when you're done and repeat until the bender ends.

Dude I've had this condom for 400 days! Been condomplating

by Kalholly May 16, 2021

Condompooed

When yer taek a shiet an' poot it intoo a condom an' then ye use it as a melee weapon.

"Ye fucking cunt, ye gonna get fockin' condompooed i swear it!"

by Draegarius May 17, 2021

Condoms

idk....Cock cozies? sperm socks? Baby Blockers? Pussy Protection Program? Papa Stoppers? Any of those?

Condoms ruin everything.

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

condomballoon

balloon in you're penis

crap I forgot to take off this balloon

hey boss I forgot to wear pants but goodly I am wearing this condomballoon

by darkprogamingalt September 2, 2021

condoms

kid nappers during sex

i was using condoms in my ass

by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022

Condome

Holy moly guacamole is your hotdog wideeeeeeee? That’s okay. We present a condome! It’s pretty much just like a really wide condom.

Gejs-“man it sure sucks having such a fat juicy dick if only I could find something wide enough to hold my gargantuan genitalia and protect me from S T D S”
Dino-“do not fear condome is here, that elephant trunk of yours will be P R O T E C T E D!!”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Condomerade

Friends who share condoms

Hi there Condomerade, I'm seeing Jenny tonight, could I borrow the condom?

by TheRealTurdFergus August 9, 2022