10 definitions by Alex’s Urban dick

Sexvestment

Stock market got you confused? DO NOT fear sexvestments are here. Ight so like sexvestments are when you invest in a sexual activity which has a chance of making you money. If I sleep with someone and rob them of all their valuables, that’s a sexvestment.

Eli- “man I need some money :(“

Jimbo-“just make a good sexvestment”

Eli-“???”

Jimbo-“Ight so I got my dick wet with this 78 y/o, she’s like a millionaire or sum but wrinkly and horny, it was a risky sexvestment but I came out of it with a whole lotta dough”
Eli-“that’s genius, not sick and twisted in the slightest!!”
*clapping*

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Genitools

Tools which incorporate the theme of a reproductive organ.

Giuseppe-“hey eli got any genitools I can borrow?”
Eli-“yeah bro I’ve got a vagammer”
Giuseppe-“noice”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

Meom

This word is short for the phrase “monster emo” ie. Someone who actively drinks monster energy and is considered an emo for whatever reason thus a meom is born.

Edwin-“haha you’re such a meom”

Max-“suck your mum”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

Swaggot

Swaggot.

A swaggified gay person

Kai-“man I wish I could be SWAG and GAY at the same time :(“

Eli-“BUT TOU CAN!”
Dino-“yeah Eli’s right, just be a swaggot”
Kai-“:O”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

HaggisStuffedPussy

So like it’s pussy with haggis in it.
I hope you never get that image out of your mind.

Charles-“man I sure am hungry, got anything to eat Alex?”
Alex-“HOW ABOUT SOME HAGGISSTUFFEDPUSSY?”
Charles-“AAAAAAAAH”
*fucking dies”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 22, 2022

Sexagon

So pretty much a sexagon be like 6 homies sexing out but like it’s really hardcore and there’s six of them

Dino- “hey Alex wanna join me and Eli’s sexagon we need like 3 more people tho”

Alex- “nah I’m a mega virgin (business man) I don’t have time for an intense passion filled sex sesh with the homies, sorry bro”

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022

Jimothy

So you’ve got two names Jim and Tim (for short) now one can be extended to Timothy however the other cannot? Behold jimothy

Dino-“yo I found this baby”
Jimbo-“name it Timothy”

Edwin-“no! Name it jim!!!”
Alex- “timothy + jim = jimothy”

*clapping*

by Alex’s Urban dick July 21, 2022