windshield clown 

Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.

I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.

windshield clown by Chip Control August 23, 2018

A Clown 

Someone who disagrees with me

Your not only a clown your the entire circus

A Clown by anonymous October 7, 2020

clobber the clown 

male masturbation; a handjob

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."

clobber the clown by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

ass clown 

Roy "Big Country" Nelson who is a better coach then Shane Carwin from TUF 16 on FX and who is an entertainer who can laugh and show is ass and still fill your life with joy.

That ass clown made be laugh so hard I pooped my pants. Roy Nelson is a coach that made me a better fighter and person while Shane Carwin watched.

ass clown by UFC Fan - Dana White September 13, 2012

A Clown 

Hello I am just a clown,
The clown that nobody cares about.
Whenever you frown,
Remember in this clown – your happiness was found.

In your eyes, I was just a clown.
Remember this clown whenever you fool around
What are this heart and soul all about?
In this clown, her happiness was never found.

Every teardrop was blood.

Story about this poem: Clown in this poem represents someone who does not care about looking ugly when wearing unique make-up/costume to make others happy while neglecting the happiness of her own. Sad clown "is the ones who spend their days making people laugh and bring happiness are often the ones who go home and feel sadness."

«“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.”, said Robin Williams. In making others laugh, they find their solace.»

The clown in this poem is one of the Sad Clown Paradox examples. "Remember in this clown – your happiness was found.": The blissful feelings, the imagination, the loving and caring feelings were found from the clown. However, the person used that imagination that he found from the clown and applied to someone else "whenever you fool around". In the end of the day, the clown goes home and asks herself "What are this heart and soul all about?" That is when she realizes, deep inside, "her happiness was never found."

It is a cycle of the Sad Clown Paradox that nobody is willing to stop the invisible abuse in the society. The cycle of give–and–take and

Imbalance.

In every single aspect of our lives.

A Clown by JVeverMind August 8, 2022

Insane Clown Posse 

Two Assholes Clowns who think its cool to
Rap about killing and other creepy shit.

(Insane Clown Posse):Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven
Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week

Insane Clown Posse by Jaqub January 9, 2008

Brass Clown 

Putting on a round, brass, clown nose, then sticking it up a person's ass while licking their taint.

A Reverse Brass Clown is sticking the nose in a woman's cooter while licking her ass.

Basically, it's sticking and licking.

The term was invented by J.A. Konrath in his book Cherry Bomb. Any other brass clown definitions are false, and were stolen from Konrath.

I put on my metal nose and gave that guy the best brass clown he ever had.

Or

She was so into the brass clown, I lost the nose inside her and had to fish it out with a magnet.

Brass Clown by mcglade August 26, 2010