dirty-penguin

When one is in serious need of a crap, and you have to walk the dirty penguin to the toilet.

JOHN: Oh sh**, i need to go to the crapper!
ALLEN: Your walking the dirty-penguin!

by skidded August 3, 2010

Dirty Penguin

Is when "jerky" is drunk and tries to make up random dirty things at The QM.

Examples

Hey go tell that girl over there that you are going to give her a Dirty Penguin...

OR

Chrissie, go make me a Dirty Penguin...

by Atmospherium Ashley September 7, 2010

penguins taste like babies

Penguins, the symbol for the Linux operating system.

tastes like babies, tastes very fresh and good

A positive remark

by Anonymous January 17, 2003

chasing the penguin

or any other animal for that matter, when you trying to discover your spirit animal, i.e unconscious power

chasing the bear is a battle in itself

by stonywarso February 27, 2003

Pengie

Worshiper of the religion 'Killism'. Very sexy and likes to rape people. Knows many nymphos, including the sex goddess, and obsesses over penguins. Also has a big stuffed penguin named Hugsy which she bought off of ebay.

Pengie raped Lynn with a wooden spoon. And yet Lynn enjoyed it.

by Sex Goddess May 30, 2004

penguin

A fag, someone who cares too much about there apperance, a metrosexual

Demi is a such a penguin.

by Randy March 29, 2005

argentinian penguin

A uniquely groomed member of a generally subcultural society, whom displays blatant disregard for public decent exposure of genitalia. Usually, a secondary member of lesser social standing accompanies an argentian pengin as a means to exploit the already voluminous pomposity thereof.

Holy cheesy macarroni! That argentinian penguin has put on such a massive amount of airs.

by Monacle Man November 25, 2009