Josue De La Cruz

a very sweet, introverted, popular tho, attractive asf guy that is just AMAZING. most likely a short mexican but muscular. loves to be there for people but only to those he trusts the most. very smart, athletic, and just overall a perfect person to be friends with. but if you have a Josue De La Cruz in your life. DO NOT FUCK UP BECAUSE LOSING HIM IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN POSSIBLY DO.

person 1: who's Josue De La Cruz?
person 2: my dream boyfriend
person 1: woahhhh

by alanadevina199 August 11, 2025

Turd de la Turd

A person who is presented either by themselves or by others as being the best of the best, but actually is the worst of the worst. People with common sense see through their lack of talents, while the sheep of society worship the ground they work on. Meanwhile, they destroy everything that they are meant to control, while those with the brain try to figure out how they got that position to begin with.

Geno Smith is the turd de la turd. How did he ever get a starting position anywhere?

by Captain Duke November 24, 2025

El lettuce de lá Satanica

So, it's pretty much the Hype Beast pronunciation of "the Devil's lettuce".

Say a father asks to his son
"Hey son, have you been smoking the Devil's lettuce recently?"

The son would then reply
"No father I'm afraid I haven't but, I have been smoking some of that SSS rated 'El lettuce de lá Satanica' I got from Joe".

by theBLACKelder November 5, 2019

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter with a really long name who didn't do his job very well.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020

Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange

Donald Trump.

Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.

by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021

Don Pablito Hernández de la Mancha

Pablitooo! I know him! He is the compa más loco del puto barrio guey, te lo juro. He will do so many crazy things you know. Me acuerdo de una reunión con muchos de los narcotraficantes más importantes del área, sabes, and puto Pablito, man, he just shoot up the entire place man! Loco ese, loco cabrón, órale. Very loco, very beautiful, very nice.

Hey, what's up, Don Pablito Hernández de la Mancha, I'm gonna go to the store, you want something?

- Nah, ese, I'm cool.

by Averican November 22, 2021

Juan Carlo De La Serna

A wonderful looking boy. There's only one Juan Carlo D.L.S., and he is so alluring and smeggsy. His voice is very soft when he wants it to be, and the way he looks up should be illegal from how it'll affect your body. Please take caution when you encounter him; he will most definitely break your heart.

Juan Carlo De La Serna keeps making jokes about wanting to get pegged. I don't think he's joking anymore.

by Shawl Diagram November 22, 2021