Cat Crab Cakes 

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.

Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!

Cat Crab Cakes by Nyxy January 2, 2020

cat person

-cats eat better than they do -calls cats their children -refuses to move if a cat is sleeping even remotely close to them -lowkey despises dog people -feeds stray cats even though they know they shouldn't

dog person: cats are literally the spawn of satan what is wrong with you?
cat person: go away you cum guzzling twat.

cat person by ostrich omelet January 18, 2020

cat with the gat 

a Cat with a Gat is a nice, kind, and amazing girl and the most amazing to be around

girl number 1 " omg that girl is such a cat with the gat"
girl number 2 " i know sister"

cat with the gat by saxeue March 13, 2020

Cat box 

When she wipes back to front.

Cat box: "My man, my ex wipes back to front! For more than one reason you DO NOT want to smash Brandy.

Cat box by Katarose April 14, 2020

cat geesus 

a smol cat who gets shook and sleep alot. he is a precious bean

Kaori: omg kokichi your cat is so cute

Kokichi: ikr cat geesus is amazing

cat geesus by Kaori-2009 July 23, 2020

Cat Dog x Dylan

The cutest fucking couple of cats it doesn't matter if Dylans twice her age and on the verge of death. Cat Dog needs a sugar daddy anyways.

Omg have you heard Cat Dog x Dylan is officially canon!?! They're so fucking cute.

Cat Dog x Dylan by slutowner June 15, 2021

Cat poo lip

Illness caused by cat poo that's made contact with your lip.

I won't be in work today as when I was cutting the grass yesterday I went over some cat poo and flew up and hit my lip. I now have the shits caused by cat poo lip

Cat poo lip by LJJninja June 28, 2021