Calm after the storm

It is when one recieves felatio after anal sex to assist with cleaning of the brown stains.

John said to wendy "i demand a little calm after the storm" just after wendy had an explosion of violent diarrohea while he was fucking her hard in the arse.

by STALEFISH April 16, 2005

afta dome

when a female continues to suck on your dick after u cum.

my gurl wanted the dick so bad she gave me the afta dome treatment.

by malice swift July 24, 2007

afternoon splash

A after work cocktail; totty. Preferably in a location with alot of sun, if not a lot of warmth.

Anyone down for an afternoon splash??

Spread the question....

Ben

by mandylynn1027 March 14, 2008

after-burner

An insult that is understood (and sometimes only insulting) long after the delivery.

Not related to After Burner Fart

Mark: "Janet, you're decorative."
Janet: "Thanks Mark!"
Mark: "Never mind."

Hours later...

Janet: "I'm decorative? Like, only good for like, making things pretty and stuff? Owwww, That burns."

Janet thought it was a compliment until she realized Mark was commenting on her mental abilities or lack there of; Mark had insulted her with an After-Burner.

by Marshall Gibson September 29, 2009

Afternom

A portmanteau of the words "afternoon" and "nom".

Used to describe a snack or small meal between lunch and dinner, roughly between the times of 12 noon and 5 o'clock in the afternoon.
An afternoon equivalent to "brunch".

"hey hana, do you want to come round mine later for some afternom?"

by ost2life November 12, 2009

Afterslay

To violently cause the death of someone after they have already been slain.

The vampires keep going after Blade like they don't know know he's just going to afterslay them with that sword.

by Burden13 September 17, 2010

Afterswipe

The possible aftermath of a Card Swipe. Generally, Afterswipe is a mix of rogue asspubes and all that gunk that gets caught in them after you defecate. For maximum effectiveness, try to limit the amount of times you wipe your ass before a planned Card Swipe.

Did you see all that Afterswipe I left on her phone?

by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011