Definitions by STALEFISH

jumanji 

Jumanji is a sick game played by people with a lot of time on their hands. The aim of the game is to deposit a fecal suprise in the opposing players bed and then when they lay in it one must call out "Jumanji" - this can also lead to a game of shit slinger but thats another story.

As the the victim slid into his bed, totally oblivious to the attackers watching his every move. Everyone jumped out and yelled "Jumanji".

jumanji by STALEFISH April 16, 2005

Calm after the storm

It is when one recieves felatio after anal sex to assist with cleaning of the brown stains.

John said to wendy "i demand a little calm after the storm" just after wendy had an explosion of violent diarrohea while he was fucking her hard in the arse.

Calm after the storm by STALEFISH April 16, 2005

kangaroo sex 

When a female carrys every thing around in her pussy.

Plumber "How did this happen?"
Girl "I dunno, i just sat down to take a shit and the dam toilet jus diasappered and now i cant find it"

kangaroo sex by STALEFISH April 16, 2005