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after-burner 

An insult that is understood (and sometimes only insulting) long after the delivery.

Not related to After Burner Fart
Mark: "Janet, you're decorative."
Janet: "Thanks Mark!"
Mark: "Never mind."

Hours later...

Janet: "I'm decorative? Like, only good for like, making things pretty and stuff? Owwww, That burns."

Janet thought it was a compliment until she realized Mark was commenting on her mental abilities or lack there of; Mark had insulted her with an After-Burner.
after-burner by Marshall Gibson September 29, 2009
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after burner 

a series of tiny toots that follow your initial fart usually ranging from 1(begginer) to 5 or more(expert).
tootman:WOW!!!!!that burrito allowed me to have ten after burners!
poopboy:wow i didnt think that was possible!
tootman:well it is so shut up before i do some on your face
tootman:hahahaha BITCH!!!
after burner by josh,saxon,darian October 15, 2006

After Burner 

1.An action game with Jets from Sega.
2.Someone who torches your ass with a lighter.
3.If you eat chinese food with hot sauce your ass starts to burn.
4.When you eat at McDonalds/Burger King a Pig Crap Sandwich, and later have to shit...you will get After Burner feeling.
BIG :" OMG cartgass, you ate the HOT SPICY Burger"
Cartgass:" I already feel my ass burning WTF"
RIB:" LOL BK owned you haxx0rz"
After Burner by Bari May 7, 2005

After Burner 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You ask the women to fart and then light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. See also the Third Degree After Burner.
Do not attempt the after burner at home. Very Dangerous
After Burner by Paul Stuffy October 11, 2006

Third Degree After Burner 

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a women in the traditional doggie style position. You then give the women an enema with a highly flammable alcoholic drink like Bacardi 151, You then ask the women to fart and light it on fire it hits you in the chest like the after burner on a jet aircraft. Except with this one you will probably have Third Degree Burns.
The Third Degree After Burner is extremly hazardous, please do not attempt at home.

Penn State After Burner

When, while giving a "Hot Carl", you must proceed to urinate in the occupants mouth.
While during sex, i forced stacy to give me a Penn State After Burner
Penn State After Burner by JRonca December 14, 2004

After-Burger Salad 

When one indulges in a heartily-topped burger, leaving the spillage of lettuce, pickles, onions or whatever toppings they essentially had on their patty in a pile on the table. This pile of condiments is usually consumed, making it salad-like because of the lettuce that spills out.
After I finished eating my double quarter pounder, I quickly lapped up my delicious after-burger salad.
After-Burger Salad by ColintheMan December 27, 2009