by Milked out December 25, 2021
When someone who was once thought to be gone forever shows up again, often after several years.
This is a reference to the "dad went to the store to buy milk" trope. The punchline is that he abandons his family.
This is a subversion of that, meaning the dad finally comes back from the store after years of absence.
This is a reference to the "dad went to the store to buy milk" trope. The punchline is that he abandons his family.
This is a subversion of that, meaning the dad finally comes back from the store after years of absence.
Person C has entered the chat
Person A: "Wait, you haven't been here since 2014, is it really you?"
Person B: "C is finally back with the milk."
Person A: "Wait, you haven't been here since 2014, is it really you?"
Person B: "C is finally back with the milk."
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When you eat a cookie or brownie and suddenly NEED milk to satisfy your taste buds so you stop whatever you are doing and all out sprint to the fridge destroying everything in your path to satisfy the urge in the short window that it lasts.
I stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because I had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the basement while playing minecraft and jerking off.
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