Uniaer's definitions

Milking the santa

When Santa is too fat for your chimney and he gets stuck so you pull out his tiny dick and start jerking him off all night.

Kim: Santa's stuck in my chimney!
Santa: help!
Kim: *pulls down santas pants*
Santa: wha- what are you doing?
Kim: oh nothing, just milking the Santa!
Santa: oh god!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

Pull a santa

A reverse burglary

David: holy shit! Someone robbed the house!
Kim: wait, no. Someone pulled a santa on us!
David: that tv hasn't been there!
Kim: since when did we have a car?
*mrbeast shows up*
David: did you pull a santa on us?
Mrbeast: yes I did!
Kim: thanks!

by Uniaer October 26, 2020

Fridge

Xbox series x ha ha ha XD XD XD XD

Guy 1: This fridge is the shit! Where'd you get it from?
iJustine and Snoop Dogg: We got it from Microsoft.
Guy 1: The hell? How in the fuck do you get a fridge from fucking Microsoft!?

by Uniaer November 30, 2020

Precaraphobia

Fear of objects in precarious positions.

You have precaraphobia.

by Uniaer July 26, 2020

20s

The decade from 2020 - 2029.

What decade is it?
It's the 20s.

by Uniaer March 15, 2020

The Santa

A sex position when you role play as santa and your girlfriend rides your dick as you shout "Oh! Ho, ho ho!"

David: let's do the Santa tonight
Kim: sure ;)

by Uniaer October 26, 2020