dong dragger

Is surfer slang for a boogie boarder, who doesn't have marbles big enough to actually surf. Spends the day on the water dragging his junk behind his cute little board.

Bro, I can't surf next to a dong dragger who is out here where he isn't supposed to be.

by Surfermatt November 16, 2013

dongel fifis

The act of forcefully pressing your nipples against a cold surface to release sexual tension in the form of butter.

The act of forcefully pressing your nipples against a cold surface

I was dongel fifising last night it was amazing but my nipples got frost bite.
After Dongel fifising for several days my nippples could cut through diamonds.
My dad and I were dongel fifising but then my dad got stuck to the wall so I had to call the fire department to put him off.

by booty, sausage, mexican dinner January 12, 2015

dong throat

When you thrust a penis into a throat.

Did you hear how Leslie likes dong throat, I so can't wait to go out with her...

by Dr.Kaulkundmuff May 3, 2015

Dong-vacuum

A prostitute, most likely one who specializes in fellatio.

This bitch is such a dong-vacuum.

by jerefro June 9, 2015

dong neck

The top part of a mans penis as shown on television

Check out Channing Tatum's dong neck in Magic Mike

by Peterfile July 25, 2015

dong fondeler

A person who touches men in weird ways.

Peter: Hey Jack, stop touching my dick,
Jack: Sorry I can't help it, I'm a dong fondeler

by The Coffin Maker April 8, 2016

dongaloid

Big black dick

I stuck my dongaloid in my girlfriend pussy and you scream for more

by Smashaoilce April 9, 2016