Definitions by Surfermatt

dong dragger 

Is surfer slang for a boogie boarder, who doesn't have marbles big enough to actually surf. Spends the day on the water dragging his junk behind his cute little board.

Bro, I can't surf next to a dong dragger who is out here where he isn't supposed to be.

dong dragger by Surfermatt November 16, 2013