Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) 

The excessive display of patriotism at every opportunity in order to disguise bigotry and paranoia.

Cletus' Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is in full swing today, he's been posting lots of anti-immigrant, racist, and homophobic memes on Facebook with American flag, and bald eagle backgrounds, along with nostalgic messages about how the country didn't used to be like this, and taking their country back.

Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) by Darrenphughes June 29, 2015

barmaid syndrome

The affliction where by middle to late 50-something men downsize their family housing, wait out any potential child support issues by ensuring all first marriage children are over the age of 18, and then allow their young mistresses existence to be known by the first wife. First wife is then "allowed" or even encouraged to throw them out of their now much smaller home. "Husband" ie scumbag is now free to set up his slick new bachelor pad at the nearest beach location without risking hefty mortgage and/or child support payments to the firt wife.

While cleaning out the family car, Jane's mother Alice found a coffee cup with lip impressions made in a color not in her make-up drawer. It appears as though her father has come down with a serious, though early stage, of barmaid syndrome.

barmaid syndrome by Marshall R. January 7, 2008

Thumbrrets Syndrome 

An unofficial condition in which you are texting or typing a message and sudden words appear in between that you did not plan or even think about typing. Could also happen when you are using a text correction program on your phone such as the T9 or predictive txt like on iphones.

Ex:-While Texting-

Person 1: "Are you going to show up to the thing today?"

Person 2: "Yeah, we'll see if I get there by then."

Person 1: "Or if at all. Hahaha!"

Person 2: "Pretty much. oil"

Person 1: "WTF? Oil? Dude, you must have a case of thumbrrets syndrome."

Obviously this example is not as severe as other episodes can be.

Inturrets,turpets, Turrets,Thumb-Tied,

Thumbrrets Syndrome by CrazyMundo February 25, 2009

Highlighter Syndrome 

When a student highlights more than 50% of the text on a page, and thus ends up defeating the whole purpose of highlighting what is important.

Girl: Can I borrow you bio book before the test
Other girl: here you go.
Girl: Dude you highlighted the entire page. You have major highlighter syndrome.

Highlighter Syndrome by johnnymackser September 25, 2009

Orangutan Syndrome

When a person cannot let go of one branch (relationship) until he/she has a good hold on another.

Tracie: If Amy's so unhappy with her boyfriend, why doesn't she just break up with him?
Jennifer: Because she's never actually been single; she won't dump him until there's the security of a relationship with another guy around the corner.
Tracie: Oh I see...she has orangutan syndrome.

Orangutan Syndrome by redlicorice August 8, 2010

Everlong Syndrome 

The feeling of disappointment at one's everyday life after witnessing the greatest band in the world live

Foo fighters are so freaking awesome they've given me everlong syndrome.

Everlong Syndrome by Lakey123 November 28, 2011

Jenkins Syndrome 

A rare disability in ice hockey players where the knees and ankles cannot move and flex at the same time, thus creating the illusion that the player does not know how to skate. This disability has even been found in the NHL ranks, with players such as Tomas Holmstrom, Hal Gill, and Nik Antropov suffering from it.

"Don't make fun of Billy, he's got Jenkins Syndrome."

Jenkins Syndrome by captainericbertulaitis February 23, 2013