by J.Pickett August 28, 2007
Get the Softlad mug.When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.
" How did it go with Phil last night?"
"Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a soft serve. I got dressed and left."
"Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a soft serve. I got dressed and left."
by Sister Golden Hair Suprise January 12, 2010
Get the Soft Serve mug.A sport that is supposed to be an "easier" version of baseball. A larger, softer ball doesn't make it easier, and doesn't explain why when I asked to try out for baseball instead of softball, they said I might get hurt.
Guy1: softball is such an easy sport. Girls have it good.
Guy2: yeah, baseball is much harder. I still have marks from when some douche kicked me when he had cleats on!
Girl1: softball is as much of a sport as baseball is and I have cleat marks too so stfu!
Guy2: yeah, baseball is much harder. I still have marks from when some douche kicked me when he had cleats on!
Girl1: softball is as much of a sport as baseball is and I have cleat marks too so stfu!
by Wrestler_girl February 16, 2015
Get the Softball mug.The ultimate female sport, where girls and women not only kick some serious ass, but look good doing it. Playing this sport is the ultimate challenge because it not only requires passion, teamwork, and willingness to learn, but also the optimism to keep pushing the limits and continue pursing that win, with everything you and teammates have until the umpire makes the call. It may just seem like easy sport or just the feminism version of baseball to onlookers, but trust me, it is so much more then you could ever believe. The girls who play this sport are extremely hard-working, flexible, diligent, and intelligent ladies aren’t afraid to get a crap ton of dirt on them, work in the heat or cold, or cheer on their teammates/family/sisters even through the worst. Trust me, if you had the chance to play it as well, you would also fall completely head over heels for it too. If you don’t know anyone definitively plays this sport, something is definitely wrong.
Dude those softball ladies kick ass! They might even be better than us!
I know man! I gotta make at least one of them my friend, or I hope even more!
I know man! I gotta make at least one of them my friend, or I hope even more!
by Thunder shock February 5, 2018
Get the Softball mug.a term originating from Portadown N.I referring to womans well used vagina and it's outer hairy flaps showing it's pertruding stuffing just like a bare camel toe. {blurt, snatch, quim)
by Graham Wilgaus August 31, 2006
Get the busted sofa mug.self explanatory, uncommon useage.
when preounced, it usually is spoken out in a quiet, almost whiespering manner
when preounced, it usually is spoken out in a quiet, almost whiespering manner
by terra21 April 8, 2008
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