Nobponder

To be thinking with your nob instead of with your head.

I was just nobpondering that girl over there.

by Bren The Legend April 14, 2009

noblijobly

a nob job but when the giver has a tongue bar.

"i got noblijoblyed last night it was awesome

by john vicary June 24, 2009

nobtap

A genial expression of close affilliation best expressed by unexpectedly tapping a friend, relative or associate in the genital region, with the back of one's hand - usually with the intent of causing either mild temporary discomfort or pain. However, this can escalate over a period of time into a situation in which the 'nobtap' might be performed at the most inconvenient or inopportune moment, with the intention of causing maximum embarassment. Any affected response (or rather lack of one) from the tappee might be insinuated as reflecting their prowess or endurance, causing even greater anxiety for the tapper in the form of reciprocal events yet to come.

That little fuck Simon nobtapped me in the jewels when I was on the phone, really made my eyes water. I'd have twatted him right back but I fear that he enjoys any form of bodily contact, no matter how perverse.....

by The Poison Dwarf July 10, 2010

nobship

A Healesque expression for describing a Dandonians unofficial title.

Q:- Have you heard from his nobship today?
A:- He's probably in McDonalds

by Flimbypieeater April 21, 2010

noble stood

the motherload of a shit. A long, stinky, jackpot of a turd in a toilet.

Man, after an hour on the crapper I just laid a real noble stood

by en la casa May 18, 2010

Nobjaw

Nobjaw - when you give a dude advice about their personal love life and they say something about you as a thanks in return!

Dude: yeah can i have some advice about my love life from you?

You: yeah sure!

Dude: well my ex hates this girl who i have led on too much and i wanna get out of her life so what should i do

You: **here you give advice to your dude friend and you are waiting for a thank you**

Dude: Ok. You seem pretty free and relaxed around **some other dude at school/college/university/work place etc**

you: just wtf has that gotta do with anything ? what an utter NOBJAW!

by dooneafavor July 27, 2010

Noblit

1.Crazy totally unpredictable moment.
2.Head pounding on a table until your head bleeds.
3.Playing a show in your birthday suit.
4.Gashing your nose on a guitar stock and continuing with the show.
5.Screeching low growl
6.Jager driven madman
7.One Hits in the parking lot.

Hey lets go out to the parking lot and do some Noblits.
Did you see that crazy motherfucker?...He just pulled a Noblit!!

by One of Dem Guys September 11, 2010