dildouche

a combination of dildo and douche bag, describing a person exhibitng qualities of both

Look at that dildouche with all that gel in his hair and shiny tshirt.

by kdeez October 16, 2009

dildocam

A small, poor quality camera. Often the mega-pixels are at highest, a 3. Photos are often grainy, blurry, and cannot focus on an object.

Oh hai, I love photography and I plan on going to an art institute to show off the skills I have. Do you think pictures I take with my dildocam will make it? They're blurry but I managed to sharpen them on my illegal copy of photoshop.

by ashleymalicious July 6, 2010

dildac

Dildo with a large ballsack attached. Often used as an insult.

"Get away from me you fucking dildac"
"Go fuck yourself with a dildac"

by camel camel June 15, 2008

DilDad

A DilDad is a Dildo which has been shaped by the users father. Particularly women with Daddy issues

So I've bought myself a dildad to resist the urge to actually have sex with my father. At least I know how he feels inside of me without the incest

by Alright Aree? April 16, 2017

Dildough

Money required to purchase sex toys.

I caught my girlfriend trying to put my dildough into her piggybank.

by gnostic1 June 28, 2010

dildicycle

(pronounced dil-DIE-cycle)
1. This unique contraption is a bicycle with a dildo attached to the seat. The device is used for transportation, exercise, or as a sex toy.
2. A sex position in which the person makes a peddling motion with their legs.

"I'll be out riding dildicycle."
"I'm gonna by me some dildicycle shorts."
"Wanna ride my dildicycle?"

by The Socially Inept Club April 1, 2008

DILDOO

Dad I'd Like to Do Over & Over

Dude, beckham is a DILDOO he is so hot when he is carrying his kid.

by liberty bell123 May 7, 2008