John wilding

A Cunty, egotistic maniac.

Oh you're such a john wilding
Don't be a john wilding
For fuck sake you john wilding

by Define1001 June 23, 2018

john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name

Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“

by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018

john pinette

A comedian that tells jokes mostly about his weight and his life on the road.

I laugh so hard when John Pinette says "Get outta line."

by SomeguywhohatesCheetoprez May 20, 2018

john ogelby

the best drummer. plays in a cool band called milkk. deserves love.

john ogelby invented the drums

by milkkie April 3, 2019

John West

Alternative version of west, may be shortened to John. Used around Manchester and the North-West of England.

That lad is absolutely John West.

by a_ev.ans May 3, 2019

john swan

A YouTuber that makes high quality commentary videos. He is well known for making a video on JustDestiny and getting shouted out by Keemstar.

"Dude, do you like John Swan's videos?"
"Hell yea dude, they're great!"

by markuipper June 2, 2019

John Hargrove

A person whose name you use for cover when you accidentally say something disparaging about a particular person in a more-public way than you initially intended - especially when the person in question hears or sees what you say about them.

Person One: "This guy is such a jackass."
Person Two: "Dude, the phone's not on mute!"
Person One: "Umm...yeah, like I was saying, John Hargrove is such a jackass."

by billdcon September 12, 2019