living the knoxville dream

being paid for being a total jackass

some dude: hey did u here about craig's new job
other dude: oh yeah didnt he get paid for pissing in that guy's cup
some dude: yeah man, he's sure is living the knoxville dream

by njman August 11, 2009

A Weeb's Cream Dream

A Weeb Cream Dream is a creamy dream with a weeb and his waifu. A super epic gamer who loves Japan has a wet dream involving a thicc as hell waifu from the great place he knows and love, NIPPON. It is sacred. It is unknown. To live is to die, I might be high :).

In the night, someone calls, "hoo". It's a thicc anime character whose part Owl. Y'all do it. *nuzzles* OwO. *Weeb wakes up in a sweat* "Wow, I totally just had A Weeb's Cream Dream with Tony Hawk and Peach the Princess in it. How rad is that? "

by BlitzuCranku June 6, 2020

Lucid Dreams Remix

"Enviyon on a mix" " No, No, No, No." " No-No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No!" "Eric Carnes still sees Kimberly's shadows in his room!" He can't take back the love that he gave her." "It's to the point where he loves and he hates her and he cannot change her so he must replace her, oh!" "Easier said then done, He thought she was the one listenin to his heart instead of his head!" "She found another one but he is the better one and won't let her forget him!" " Eric Carnes still sees Kimberly's shadows in his room!" " He can't give back the love that he gave her!" "It's to the point where he loves hates he but he can't change her, so he must replace her, oh!" " Easier said than done he thought she was the one listenin to his heart instead of his head!" " She found another one but he is the better one and he won't let her forget him!" "She left him sad and he knows she doesn't want him." " I know it's all in my head!" "I have these Lucid Dreams where I can't move a thing, thinking of you in my bed." She was his everything!" "Now I'm just better off away." :( "He didn't want tit to end." He should've listened to his friends!" He gave her his heart and she made his heart break!" (You will always be remembered Juice Wrld!)

The Lucid Dreams Remix is really good!!

by Someone Random Who Eats Pickle March 14, 2022

Reid’s Dream Date

General men, such as Reid’s, have one too many dream dates. There are many options for dates. Reid prefers small men, in stature and pp size. But a lot of pubic hair that completely envelopes the pp, so u can’t see it. Take him out for some nice dinner and pornography. Than he likes it when you just strip everything off him when the date is over. Lastly start jacking him off in his underwear. DO NOT TAKE OFF THE UNDERWEAR!!! He doesn’t like it, he has to get use to u.

Jimmy: Mommy what’s that Reid is doing through the window?
(Jimmys mom) Dick: oh it’s seems as though he is having Reid’s Dream Date
Jimmy: what’s a Reid’s dream date?
Dick: It’s where he thinks of getting hand jobs with men.
Jimmy: I want a to have a Reid’s date dream, a hand job sure does sound fun, from a guy!!!!

by Joe Is The Name December 15, 2019

sweet dreams

What’s cops say before tasing you

Sweet dreams! *tases you*

by frabrizio September 29, 2020

boulevard of broken dreams

this song is one of green day's newer songs. it is WAY too overplayed on the radio. if you say to someone "hey whats your favorite green day song?" and the say "Boulevard of broken dreams!" you can tell that they are a poser. a real green day fan likes brain stew, pulling teeth, when i come around, etc.

person 1-i love green day! my favorite song is boulevard of broken dreams!!!
person 2-go listen to a real green day song! YOU POSER!

by BrainStew1493 May 18, 2005

Field of Dreams Fallacy

The mistaken belief that "if you build it, they will come". Responsible for the failure of many Internet startups.

The client didn't understand why no one was visiting his site and I just didn't have the heart to tell him that he had fallen for the Field of Dreams fallacy.

by shamanticist June 19, 2018