dick-ceps. 

muscles of dick....

my "dick-ceps" are bigger than your biceps.
show your dick-ceps......

dick-ceps. by serial-kisser October 1, 2011

Dick Pressers 

When a man has the audacity to wear women's skinny jeans, he is wearing dick pressers.

"I saw this girl wearing skinny jeans but when she turned around i realized it was a dude with long hair wearing dick pressers."

"My brother stole his girlfriend's skinny jeans, and now they're dick pressers."

"I was going to borrow some of my brother's jeans, but i'll be damned if they weren't all dick pressers."

Dick Pressers by Inmate # ZQ78674 March 5, 2013

Dick Syndrome 

When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.

" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".

" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".

Dick Syndrome by Pinkstar22 April 25, 2013

dick patrol 

A gang led by Beth Thomas

"Hey look there's Beth Thomas.. The dick patrol aka ittie bittie tittie club mustn't be far behind"

dick patrol by Yoman11 March 15, 2014

dick bonging 

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.

My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."

dick bonging by _kris10 May 2, 2015

dick snart 

The sound the asshole makes when too much air is forced into it by a dick

The cameraman was "blown away"by the Dick Snart the asshole made while filming a gay porn!

dick snart by Princess Crackatea June 27, 2016

Dickacclimate 

The practice of becoming conditioned and accusomed to being dicked down on the reg without fatigue or irritation

I really like my new girl, I just need to give her time to dickacclimate.

Dickacclimate by Arloki June 28, 2016