Champagnalcholik

one addicted to the consumption of Champagne

"Josey is a Champagnalcholik, i swear she drinks it eight times a day!"

by caribeabi34 December 2, 2007

world champion

A person whom excels in making an embarrassment of oneself, usually in front of a large public audience.
Specifically associated with failing to complete simple, straight-forward tasks that for normal people require no forethought or concentration.
After someone performs a “world champion” feat, an audience member must pronounce the performer a “world champion” – it is also acceptable to be said in multiple languages “champione du monde” or “campione del mondo”.
It should be followed immediately by random rhythmic clapping.

“Hey Pierre, use the ladle to scoop out the soup from the pot, and pour it in my bowl” *Pierre drops the soup all over the table* “Champione du monde!!” *excessive clapping*

*Luis has left blinker on and makes a right-hand turn* “Campeón Del Mundo!!” *extreme excessive clapping*

“Gino, pass the ball back to the goal keeper, quick!” **Gino scores an own goal, from the half way line** “Gino il campione del mondo!!” *every player on the pitch claps*

“You’re a bloody world champion mate, you really are.”

by Neville "Bloody' Bartos June 6, 2005

champer

noun: Anyone who takes or has taken the medication Champix(TM) (U.S.: Chantix(TM)), a smoking cessation aid.

I can't believe what a bunch of quitters those champers are.

by Peter Front April 25, 2008

champagne

Fancy shamncy sounding beer

i don't have an example for champagne

by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005

Champ

Something that is boring, no fun, etc. Mostly in reference to a party. Also it can be addressed to clothing.

That party last night was champ as shit. We left and got something to eat instead.

Your pants champ, cuff them at the bottom.

by kerlii June 23, 2009

Champlin Park

A great high school located in BP, MN. Excellent Color Guard program, with mediocre band department, attended by over 200 band geeks. Most importantly, attended by Monica, which makes it an awesome place to go to.

Champlin Park is so much better than Anoka.

by Its Dan April 8, 2003

champing

Derived from 'camping', champing involves setting up tent in you or your friends backyard, eating meat cooked over a flame, pissing outside, and doing other manly activities. No broads may accompany the champers.

Dana thought she could go champing with the best of em, but she aint got no testes.

by BearfaceHalftoe December 25, 2008