John Sample 

1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"

2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.

teacher "I'm going to have to write you up, whats your name?"
student "John Sample"

Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"

AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"

John Sample by Physics Man II November 13, 2005

John 3:16

While the "Bible" or whatever will tell you something else, the modern verse is :"lol u gave big gay"

Dave: hey John, your dumb!
John: oh yeah, well you gay!
Dave: well... John 3:16!

John 3:16 by Fritzforthewin July 13, 2018

john heder 

Misspelled version of Jon Heder.

Person: John Heder is so poprockin'
Other person: His name is Jon, dickweed

john heder by the raconteurs August 31, 2008

john thaw 

Notorious british gangster, Godfather of the Birkbino movement started in L.P, Birkby in the early 1950's.
A ruthless villain, with a passion for liquor and fine women, 'the reverend JT' is known to have survived at least 7 attepts on his life, incluing a gunfight in fartown with the notorious Beppy da barcode. Now the stuff of legend, and serving 9 life sentances for murder, exstortion and armed robbery.
It is also widely knwon that he first coined the phrase 'mo-fo', when he famously bitch slapped pappy chiz in 62'.

Taken from 'John Thaw', the criminal underworld and gnagsters with style (2002, chemistry publications)
risssspect.

john thaw by sollywog June 17, 2006

John Bill 

a john bill is another name for a joint or spliff first used in ireland by a group known as the ard na greine rockers who use the word john before many other words because its fuckin funny and bill comes from the term billy bifter or spliff...putting the two together gives us john bill which is one of many amazing terms used by ther ard na greine rockers...the old term for john bill was sean william

skin up a john bill mads ??

John Bill by paul croke November 6, 2008

John Ramboing 

to John Rambo; killing large amounts of people fast

I was John Ramboing in battle.

John Ramboing by Cheeto Bag July 16, 2009

john colonna 

A mommy and daddy's boy who makes them pay his bills at the age of 21

John Colonna gets his mom to pay his jeep bill cause he can't pay for it and is spoiled

john colonna by John gay November 22, 2013