John Lydon

You know...
A.K.A. Johnny Rotten. PiL, Sex Pistols; you love him, I love him, what's not to love? He's your typical rotten, punk, asshole. We all expect it from him, so who cares, he's awesome! Doesn't care about much else besides the Sex Pistols, but we should all be so closed-minded. Besides the fact that he has a great voice, he was hot...a long, long time ago... He's an icon and THE ImAgE of punk, forget Sid compared to this guy. John Lydon is awesome, so live a little...

John Lydon is my Idol! I stole my entire image from Billy, which he stole from him! I can't wait to see one of his damn concerts!!

by Random Is My Game August 7, 2010

John Cena

John Cena's wrong

John Cena your wrong.

by Johnny bob999988885555 March 11, 2021

John Tricycle

When you are riding a tricycle you have your penis flopping all around.

When you are riding down the street on a tricycle and you have your stanky DICK flopping about, therefore alot of people get arrested for doing the "John Tricycle"

by Opiumpenis 33 November 28, 2013

john houser

A man of true strength, masculine as hell but has a the most miniscule shlong on this earth. Cock gobbler of some sort

Ryan- hey john what's up?!

John- in gonna go lift and then jerk my dog! I'm such a john houser

by Rhunt January 27, 2016

john ogelby

the best drummer. plays in a cool band called milkk. deserves love.

john ogelby invented the drums

by milkkie April 3, 2019

john swan

A YouTuber that makes high quality commentary videos. He is well known for making a video on JustDestiny and getting shouted out by Keemstar.

"Dude, do you like John Swan's videos?"
"Hell yea dude, they're great!"

by markuipper June 2, 2019

John athlete

A made up phrase that friends tell you is a dirty joke or terrible phrase

Friend 1: why did you just write John athlete on my paper?
Friend 2: AH DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD

Friend 1: why?
Friend 2: it’s a really terrible phrase that you can’t say out loud

by Great human bean ig lmao December 17, 2019