Facebook

The new opium of the people.

I used to have a great social life, until I got Facebook...

by Firelovesugar October 16, 2010

jam face

Back in the days of slaves there was no bug zappers. In order to keep the bugs away slave owners would lather jam onto a slaves face and make them walk beside them. The bugs would naturally be attracted to the jam leaving the slave owner bug free. Calling slaves jam faces was the same as calling them nigger.

You love watermelon, fried chicken, and purple drink. You are such a jam face.

by thomas jeferson October 13, 2010

Facebook

Another excuse for old men to stalk young girls and boys.
Also a way for desperate people to shar a bunch of pointless info about them.

Also known as:
the highly addictive drug: crack
a cause of insomnia

Known for: ruining social lives, creating a distraction, and wasting time.

"I have been trying to find her all week! She won't answer my calls, she doesn't respond to my emails."

"Oh, shes at home, chillin, and reading Harry Potter."

"What? How'd you know that?"

"One word. Facebook."

by 8089364496 January 30, 2009

caca face

It's the face a person or animal makes when they're doing a hard caca, or taking a real good caca.

When my cat was squating over his litter box,I knew what he was up to because he had a squinty caca face on.
You will need to change the baby's diaper soon,because he's making a caca face.

by Trish01 July 6, 2007

facebook it

v. The act of looking someone up on Facebook. Akin to "googling" something.

Guy 1: Dude...that chick at the party was hot. Where's her room again?
Guy 2: I don't know...let's facebook it!

by ted_yc November 18, 2006

Facebook Chat

The most retarded program ever written and posted on the internet.

It was initially coded to serve as a modern torture device for all people who believe in the right to communicate.

Facebook admins try to make you think that they are updating the system and codes once in a while, though in reality, they are just temporarily shutting down the F-book so they can circle-jerk each other.

Is constantly trying to look like it is getting better and the bugs out, but in reality is just creating a cheap and crude form of AIM.

Guy 1- Were you trying to say something on the F-book today?

Guy 2- Yeah, but the fucking Facebook chat wouldn't work and made me want to kill myself.

by MPeds February 5, 2009

Metal Face

The term refers to the the phenomenon of one's face muscles inexplicably contorting upon hearing an extremely metal riff. It is uncontrolable, many have researched it but it remains a mystery. Why do heavy ass riffs make us do this? we'll never know. Also, those who make and/or play the riffs cannot help it either, and are forced to do the metal face as well.

Put on your best metal face for the picture.

by Mory October 26, 2007