My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas by ace zero June 22, 2014

age is just a number

A phrase used by people who oppose age restrictions, for example

a) Pensioners who want to continue working

b) People who sexually interested in minors

c) teens who seek to lower the voting age

She might be underage, but age is just a number

age is just a number by tory borty December 31, 2012

i just 

When you're so done that you can't even finish the sentence.

Friend: how's the end of the semester?
You: there's so many essays and tests to do i just

i just by efforia March 27, 2016

What the fuck did I just watch 

The subtitle to the anime show Neon Genesis Evangelion and the conclusive movie The End of Evangelion.

*credits roll*
man
what the fuck did I just watch

What the fuck did I just watch by cuntslapper December 18, 2014

I just farted 

What you say when you’re cooking and someone walks into the kitchen saying “Mmmmm.... it smells so good in here!”

As I slave away at the stove, cooking dinner for my party guests, one of my buddies wives says Mmmmmm... it smells so good in here! My response: I just farted.

I just farted by goodlord! January 5, 2021

wtf just happened!? 

An extraordinary event. Like Brazil losing 7:1 in a world cup semi, in Brazil.

Alan Hansen "I've never seen anything like it, ever..."
Gary Linker " wtf just happened!?"

wtf just happened!? by 0basement July 10, 2014

I just ate a sandwich 

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Person 1: I'm hungry, are you.
Person 2: Nah, I just ate a sandwich

I just ate a sandwich by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019