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Red Wood

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1) Having sex with a woman who is on her period. 2) A man's penis after having had sex with a woman on her period. 3) Female horniness when she is on her period.
I don't care if it will be messy, my girl's got red wood!

You don't need lube when you've got red wood!

Dude, my girl gave me red wood this morning and the ring still hasn't gone away!
by E Ruff September 26, 2021
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Bethany wood

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Absolute sort. Definitely has a god complex because she is literally perfect. Loves intimidating boys but will only get with boys that have some sort of power over her, eg her boss. The only thing bigger than her ego is her biceps. Probably the funniest girl you will ever meet.
Sometimes I pray to a Bethany Wood.
Another word for ‘God’
by Abomination453 November 22, 2021
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Paul wood

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He creates comedic sketches and pranks.A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years.
Girl : I need a guy who cares like Paul Woody.
by maverick6444 November 24, 2021
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Mr Wood

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tall, white man, with brown curly hair. He is the hottest teacher you’ll see and works in the science department.
mr wood is so hot
by dilf_lover November 24, 2021
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hard wood carpet

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When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
by Madfor December 28, 2021
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Ms.wood

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Bruh, she is literally a English teacher there is no way.
Damn I wish I was Ms.Wood
by Catimati69 January 28, 2022
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