Ari moment 

a very stupid, dumb, super stale, boring,or awkward moment

Nikki:Man today was so good and everythang was going smooth. Everyone was laughing, having fun> the works. Then here comes Julie with some stupid ass comment and she ruins the whole day

Lola: YA dat was a ari moment if i ever heard one

OR
Joey:Guess what Ima do that girl tonight
Deven:oh hell yea the same bright 1 with the thick ass
Kevin:oh yea she's a tight 1
MArcus: hey what did we get for Math homework today
(erey1 goes quiet and looks at marcus like he's an ass)
Deven: Ari moment

OR
Man that trip was fun, we did so much crazy shit!

YEA like when we were tryin to reach that gucci bag from the top shelf n the whole thang fell n the glass scattered everywhere n all of us broke off runnin with a stolen gucci bag!

Lol thats a Good ari moment for the memories

Ari moment by ressey March 5, 2008

Nigga Moment 

A perpertual conflict (violent or non-violent) between two or among several black people over something trivial or ignorant.

A good example of a nigga moment is when a Blood gets into a violent altercation with a Crip seeing as they are from two rival gangs.

Nigga Moment by Bumboklaat June 28, 2010

Michael Moment 

Having a Michael moment. Caused by MJs death getting over exposure in the media.

When you catch yourself or someone else singing or using a frase from one of Michael Jacksons songs or doing the moonwalk.

"I was doing the moonwalk on the street earlier. Dude I was having a total Michael Moment."

"I could hear my sis sing Billy Jean in the shower this morning. She suffers from Micheal Moments constantly."

"Don't blame it on the moonlight, don't blame it on the sunshine, blame it on the boogie..."

It is likely that you will have your own Michael moment after reading this.

Michael Moment by Mirandaja June 28, 2009

Just A Moment 

Just A Moment is by the rapper Nas, and it's one of his best songs ever. It features his protege, Quan. While 50 Cent only raps about guns, bitches, and "da hood", Nas raps about real things that affect real people. In this song, he tells us to remember people that have died, and not to forget their memories. Nas is one of the best lyricists in the business, second only to Joe Budden.

As day comes and night falls
For the rest of our life we'll miss y'all
And even though life must go on, we'll still mourn
While wishin' y'all were home

Can we please have a moment for children?
Who got raped or murdered, or trapped in the system
Who never knew their father, never learned to dream
But was guided by drug dealers, killers and crack fiends

For single mothers that's forced to play mom and dad
Bustin' her ass to give her kids shit she never had
For my niggaz in the pen hopin' rhymes'll get 'em signed
So when released, they can say bye to a life of crime

For every mother that held a son in the street bleedin'
Cryin' a song of sorrow too dark and deep for speakin'
Just a moment outside the day to day struggle
To let the ones we really care about know that we love 'em

Just A Moment by GFK June 11, 2006

DN Moment 

An event that you witness to which your reaction will necessarily begin with "dis nigga..."

Someone drives up in a Dodge Magnum and you can't help but say, "Dis nigga right here thinks his magnum ain't a stationwagon."

Thats a DN Moment.

DN Moment by cracka ass cracka April 9, 2008

woman moment 

A moment in time where a female does something completely fucking retarded unintentionally for a large group of people to see.

Dishwasher: *does something stupid online
Everyone who sees it: woman moment lmao

woman moment by LuckyLee077 June 29, 2022

Landed on the Moon Moment 

In reference to the 1996 classic Dumb and Dumber, in which Lloyd Christmas, Jim Carrey, sees the news clipping the the 1969 lunar landing. Christmas then says, "No way. We've landed on the moon!"
Used to describe a moment when a person is completely ignorant of a major event.

Rachel had a Landed on the moon moment when she discovered that best friend had had several children.

"Talk about a Landed on the Moon Moment, I had no idea the U.S. had Invaded Iraq"

Landed on the Moon Moment by Alfanzo January 2, 2009