A list of people you wouldn’t necessarily sleep with, but would let them watch for educational purposes as long as it was not within close proximity. For example, from
bathtub.
bathtub.
Yeah he’s harmless, in fact he’s on my bathtub list.
He wanted to learn more about poly intimacy, I don’t want him to participate and be a hands on learner, but he could be on the bathtub list.
He wanted to learn more about poly intimacy, I don’t want him to participate and be a hands on learner, but he could be on the bathtub list.
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Full name of the Zaribibub species.
A rare, high-energy, multilingual phenomenon disguised as a human being. Often abbreviated to simply “mate” for ease of survival among civilians, Zaribibub Listenifette Mendedenoza Luiluiluas operates on a chaotic blend of cultures, tortillas, and questionable decision-making.
Linguistically unpredictable, they communicate in a rapid-fire mix of Spanglish, with sudden detours into German that feel less like conversation and more like plot twists. Their sentences are rarely finished in the language they started, and understanding them requires both patience and emotional resilience.
Geographically, they are most commonly sighted in Mainz, typically mid-sprint, as if perpetually late to something that may or may not exist. Whether it’s a casual jog or a full cinematic escape scene remains unclear—but the commitment is undeniable.
Diet-wise, Zaribibub Listenifette Mendedenoza Luiluiluas runs almost exclusively on Mexican food, particularly tacos, which appear to function as both fuel source and personality enhancer. Their opinions, often delivered at high speed and without invitation, are strong, passionate, and occasionally baffling.
They embody a unique combination of international flair, athletic urgency, and unfiltered chaos. Spotting one is easy: listen for “mate,” observe a sudden language switch, and prepare to watch them vanish around a corner in running shoes.
A rare, high-energy, multilingual phenomenon disguised as a human being. Often abbreviated to simply “mate” for ease of survival among civilians, Zaribibub Listenifette Mendedenoza Luiluiluas operates on a chaotic blend of cultures, tortillas, and questionable decision-making.
Linguistically unpredictable, they communicate in a rapid-fire mix of Spanglish, with sudden detours into German that feel less like conversation and more like plot twists. Their sentences are rarely finished in the language they started, and understanding them requires both patience and emotional resilience.
Geographically, they are most commonly sighted in Mainz, typically mid-sprint, as if perpetually late to something that may or may not exist. Whether it’s a casual jog or a full cinematic escape scene remains unclear—but the commitment is undeniable.
Diet-wise, Zaribibub Listenifette Mendedenoza Luiluiluas runs almost exclusively on Mexican food, particularly tacos, which appear to function as both fuel source and personality enhancer. Their opinions, often delivered at high speed and without invitation, are strong, passionate, and occasionally baffling.
They embody a unique combination of international flair, athletic urgency, and unfiltered chaos. Spotting one is easy: listen for “mate,” observe a sudden language switch, and prepare to watch them vanish around a corner in running shoes.
“Zaribibub Listenifette Mendedenoza Luiluiluas yelled ‘mate, vámonos, ich hab hunger!’ before sprinting past me toward the nearest taco spot like it was a life-or-death mission.”
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"That's her cousin Karen, she's been after mum collection antique perfume bottles for years, she's what we call a Loot Listener with no class"
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