funky bake

The gross sweaty feeling and odor one has when waking up in the morning after passing out drunk the night before with all their clothes on.

Funky because you stink; bake because it's hot as Hell.

Ashley: "I was so drunk last night"

Jess: "Ya, you totally were. Girl, why you stank so bad?

Ashley: "I passed out on my lawn at 3 AM and funky baked till 2 this afternoon."

by Smashica Scharborough May 3, 2010

wake and bake

smokin a fat spliff as soon as one has woken up, usually ready rolled or bonged, preferably after a night of constant pot smokin

u up for a quick wake and bake

by harley January 4, 2004

Bakers Dozen

Thirteen(derived from devil's dozen where baker=devil)

I got a Bakers Dozen at Dunkin Donuts.

by Light Joker August 4, 2004

Bake

When a person try to come at you or play you.

" shit, this nigga tryin to bake my ass like a damn cake now that he got no one else bully"

by Corinne Scott March 5, 2005

mental bakedown

handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by eating at least half of it)

work was so stressful i had a mental bakedown and made 6 dozen cupcakes.

by TheDelicious August 30, 2007

bakery

Easily put, bakery is a term to describe some one who is extremely and heavily high or, as some call it, baked.

Dude, last night you were such a freakin bakery.

by Alan <AJ> January 20, 2007

Madi Bader

Madi Bader was a contestant off of Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman. Although she only appeared on 1 known TV show (Fetch!) she has become an internet phenomenon. She has sprung up on Youtube, Yahoo Answers and a ton of others sites, most notably Stormfront a well known neo-nazi site.

Madi Bader

by alvin4liberty November 24, 2009