Ass Dialing 

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

Ass Dialing by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

ASS-AP 

as sexually soon as possible

girl, ur booty so fine! i wanna be in u ASS-AP

ASS-AP by CWash January 11, 2009

ass guacamole sandwich

A traditional dish served in most mexican restaurants. Served under various names in different areas, this sandwich will give you ass guacamole the next day.

that ass guacamole sandwich was really good, it was nice and thick.

ass guacamole sandwich by assguacy February 11, 2010

ass status

a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.

"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status

ass status by amleblanc14 April 14, 2010

Ass Noggin 

one with a higher level of butt-headitude. Someone who is such a butt-head that they need a whole new word to describe them.

Julia looked at Ashton and said, "The way you hit on Patrick while he was dating Toni made you look like a real Ass Noggin."

Ass Noggin by J-Mee ft. DJ TC September 7, 2010

Ass Charmed 

The state of mind in which a teen male is charmed by the ass of a teen female. The teen will do anything for or around said ass.

Also see: Boob-Wooed

"I am NOT boob-wooed!"

"Then maybe you're ass charmed."

Ass Charmed by UnitedsTatesoFwHatevah January 25, 2011

ass spatula 

Some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your ass or meet them you would pick the spatula.

Person 1: So Dayton really sucks huh?
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.

ass spatula by KnifeySpoony March 19, 2011