ASS-AP 

as sexually soon as possible

girl, ur booty so fine! i wanna be in u ASS-AP

ASS-AP by CWash January 11, 2009

All Ass April 

An Internet challenge. All sex you have in April has to be anal sex. No traditional masturbation, only ass. No blowjobs, just rimjobs.

ARE YOU EXCITED FOR ALL THIS BOOTY IN ALL ASS APRIL?

All Ass April by CorpseGrinder5000Returns November 3, 2019

spotted-ass ape 

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.

That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

spotted-ass ape by Wonkavator July 8, 2004

Smack ass (April 13 ) 

On Friday April 13 is smack ass day , you can smack any ass

Smack ass (April 13 ) you smack any ass

Smack ass (April 13 ) by (()$$ May 25, 2018

Tear That Ass Apart

When a Guy/Girl sees someone attractive and they want to violate them sexually

Ben "Wow look at that, I'm gonna tear that ass apart"

Tear That Ass Apart by Sex Pest August 15, 2011

Running around like a striped ass ape 

1. being extremely busy or multitasking

I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.

Running around like a striped ass ape by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009

Ass Appled 

When Robespierre shoved an apple up someones ass and the cut their head off with a guillotine.

Did you hear that Jim got ass appled?

Ass Appled by God Left Us May 6, 2019