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a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.
"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status
by amleblanc14 April 14, 2010
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its when a tall skinny man who loves boys, uses the word "ass" in every other sentence. When using this a lot you are considered ass status
"Gosh Gresh your such ass status right now."
by bigdrewfosho March 17, 2008
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