scooterpooh

When something is totally and completely screwed up, originally applied to horrible spelling and grammar. Similar to FUBAR.

(original) This resume we just got is totally scooterpoohed. Listen to this ...
"Dear, Whom ever it may conceren
Is your company a friendly out going staff? As a proson that wonts to see your company succed .." etc etc.

(current) Man, my weekend was entirely scooterpoohed.

by nogtank October 11, 2007

Scooter's

A Bomb-Ass Coffeehouse that Jacque Josh and Courtney OWN! Also see Love Shack and yummy

Dude we gosta head down to scooter's for some crazy partaying!

by Coffeemastas September 25, 2008

scoothump

Two people who own scooters that are madly in love with one another.

Those two love birds are scoothumpin.

by Downtown Lane Spliiter November 3, 2008

scootchie pootch

The act of scootching on one's pootch.

Larissa's dog went scootchie pootch on the carpet.

by BarbaraWearsPradaIsLame January 16, 2009

Scootertard

A person who tries to enter the motorcycle culture while riding a scooter.

Did you see that idiot park his scooter next to Bob's Harley? He is such a scootertard.

by pfudd August 14, 2009

Scoota Margarita

When you snort cocaine out of someone's asshole. The cocaine is like the salt from a Margarita. It is a scoota margarita because scoota stands for snort cocaine out of the asshole.

Dude! Why do you have brown and white on your lip?

Oh this? I just had a Scoota Margarita

by cockmastaP February 22, 2010

scootlipped

to be forsaken by ones brethren ie stealing something

dude i just got scootlipped by a mouse eating my cheese

by the guy rewarded3 October 16, 2009