Definitions by cockmastaP

Scoota Margarita 

When you snort cocaine out of someone's asshole. The cocaine is like the salt from a Margarita. It is a scoota margarita because scoota stands for snort cocaine out of the asshole.

Dude! Why do you have brown and white on your lip?

Oh this? I just had a Scoota Margarita

Scoota Margarita by cockmastaP February 22, 2010

Rise and Rub 

When you wake up in the morning and jerk off

I woke up this morning and had a nice rise and rub to get rid of my morning wood.

Rise and Rub by cockmastaP February 22, 2010