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john fite 

Purveyance of knowledge to the unenlightened.
If your passing garbage off as fact , prepare for John Fite.
john fite by Jgdadde December 20, 2016
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John Face 

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.
A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.
John Face by Gillian_Daemon September 30, 2018

John Sackrider 

John ‘JS’ Sackrider is a remarkable Australian who was born with a severe physical disability in which a pancake was permanently fixed to his face, giving Him little chance of survival. John has not only defied medical opinion, he has thrived and is acknowledged as one of the world’s most inspirational speakers.
Without this unfortunate disability, John embraces a full and positive life. He creates comedic "TikToks" and makes thoughtful Instagram posts. He uses humour to communicate some of life’s most important lessons. John has delivered his inspirational message to over 350,000 people around the world and educated many people about the hit song Pee Pee Poo Poo by Baby Kata. In 2020, John was recognised by many users on TikTok and gained a decent following. Although his account is slowly dying, John enjoys living his life to the fullest and posting shitty comedic "TikToks". John Sackrider can be found on Twitter, Instagram and TikTok as @johnzoup. He is most known for his comedic TikTok videos.
Juju: "This TikTok is cringe."
Josh: "It has John Sackrider energy."
John Sackrider by johnzoup July 23, 2020

John Mak rememberal week 

this week is made by students in 2020-2021 1D class, because of the change of summer timetable to winter timetable. Their Math teacher Mr. John Mak is change to Br. Jude. But everyone 1n 1D loves Mr. John Mak and for his leave, they made this week.
Student A: Wait!!!!!!! Why is the timetable saying our Math teacher is changed to Br. Jude!?!?!?!?
Student B: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Student A posted the timetable at WhatsApp*
ALL Students at WhatsApp: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Student C: We must make this week the John Mak rememberal week!!!!!!!!!!
John Mak rememberal week by LSC spy November 15, 2020

John Edward 

biggest douche in the universe
John Edward won the 2002 biggest douche in the universe award for trying to trick people into thinking that he was really able to communicate with their dead relatives.
John Edward by rustyshackleford August 16, 2007

John Elway

A better QB than Marino(Elway actually used his team), known for blowing the colts away by not joining them, then got humiliated in 3 SBs til' he won 2
He let Terrell Davis(2,008 yards) get some carries and that equaled rings, Dan let no one really get carries and that equaled records and no rings.
John Elway by Your mom March 27, 2005