Yoink

To steal, catch, accelerate or shoot.

To yoink (to yoink or not to yoink, that is the question)

Yoinking (I am currently yoinking)

Yoinked (yesterday I yoinked your mom)

Yoinked/has yoinked (your loved ones are dead, for I have yoinked them)



A yoinker: someone who is dedicated to yoinking

That yoinker

Yoinkers; plural form of yoinker



Origin of the word yoink: the greek god yoinkus maximus, known for hes powers to yoink pears from children

Boy 1: Man, why you locked up?
Boy 2: I yoinked a man
Boy1: Understandable, have a great day

by The yonker November 20, 2018

Yoink

noun
an expression of dismay or frustration
verb

To bring something toward oneself
The opposite of yeet.

"Can you yoink that over here"

by anony.mouse7778882 November 26, 2018

Yoink

When you grab someone by the head and shove it into your groin.

Is not done in a sexual way but in a way to prank a homie

Shane: "Im gonna yoink you into another dimension"
Matt: "No pls"
also can be used to exclaim after yoinking someone
*Shane Yoinks Matt
Shane: "YOINK!"

by Yoink King aka Da Groin Master August 10, 2017

Yoink

Verb
The action where to lesbians with a foot fetish have their feet act in place of a dick or a dildo.
Past Tense.
Yoinked

My girlfriend and I love to yoink.

Yea we yoinked last night, it was intense

by daraptorclub October 24, 2018

Yoink

The opposite of yeet but carries the same energy

Mark: I had to yoink my phone before Alex could yeet it

by yeetdab69 October 31, 2018

Yoinked

Is the exact same as yeeted.

The lord yeeted and the lord yoinked away.

by BabiDaAlien December 19, 2018

Yoink

Plural form of Yeet, and Yeeting.

Billybob Yoinked off the bus to get on that 2k19 grind. Billybob yoinked on his bot opponent in a 1v1.

by Tekashi 6ix8ight January 7, 2019