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wanktacious

Something so incredibly amazing that the only way to express this feeling is to masturbate profusely.
"This chicken tastes so good, it's wanktacious!!!!!"
"Mmmm I agree..."
"That girl is so hot she's wanktacious!!!"
by Ezra McKenzie November 2, 2006
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Willie Wonka

the act of a male putting a delicious candy (skittles) up a girls anal cavity. After the packing process is complete, the girl then forces the rainbow shower out of her ass into the guys mouth.
Hey blake, your mom and bobby g's mom came over and gave me a willie wonka last night.

Oh really how'd that go for you

It was an experience of a life time....TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
by djddal May 25, 2009
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wonkish

Wonkism, which is the design of policy solutions that are too complex and subtle for the victims -- er, I mean the public, to understand.
"Clinton is taking a more wonkish view on how to deal with world questions."
From: US News & World Report
Gore's speech must tame his wonkish side and show zeal.
From: SF Gate.com
by Mrs K September 27, 2005
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Willied my Wonka

1. For one to get have sex with another person's midget.
2. Also for one to have sex.
3. To explain a woman who is a realy good lay.
Man that girl willed my wonka..
Dude John had sex with lisa. So he willied my wonka.
by Fredrick Polowaski "OGRE" July 28, 2006
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winktologist

1. a person of a silly nature; someone who is stupid on purpose but simply for the humor of it. 2. smart people who act dumb for a good laugh
Positive manner: Joe was such a winktologist before he met Roo.
Negative manner: Jeff is such a dumb fucking winktologist
by tokerat July 8, 2003
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wanktab

Any person who is a work colleague AND eminently despicable.
Depending on your mood,obviously.
Always ready to do you a bad turn,sometimes prior to the drop of a hat.
Usually a cruel,thin-penised individual in a postion of minor authority.
"That wanktab Iain needs to wash his feet so we can breathe. And then fuck off and let us skive in peace and tranquility."
by El Neilio January 20, 2005
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Wonka Burn

a terrible spray tan that idiotic girls use to think they look hot, but they look like a mutated oompa loompa from charlie and the chocolate factory
Stacy: How do I look?

Dave: That's one bad Wonka Burn u got, how much money did you waste on that?

Stacy: OMG you jerk, i spent $500 on this.

Dave: Your a waste of money...
by Jerry Frank May 25, 2010
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