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Squeeter Teeters

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.
by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008
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tweeker

Someone addicted to meth. Usually they are untrustworthy, incureable, and totally not themselves. When one does meth, a profound change occurs. The person is no longer themself, and will now steal anything from anyone to get money for meth, and is often alone due to the extreme paranoia induced by the comedown of the meth. First tweekers start by doing lines, then by smoking meth, then freebasing it, then by straight up injecting it. Once they inject speed, they are officially hopeless tweekers. Generally, when such means are taken to get high, the tweeker is now homeless, and disowned by his/her family, really underweight due to lack of food and sleep, and has a poor facial complexion also due to lack of food and sleep. Often, when tweekers are in such state of despair, they will do anything- and I mean anything- to get their meth. Oftentimes they will suck dick (no matter if it's a dude or a chick) and even get raped up the ass for meth. Sometimes they will sell stolen merchandise for meth. Sometimes they will even mug their own family for meth. They can be that desparate.
"Man, don't let the tweekers into your house. You ain't gonna have anythin left when they leave."

"Up the ass, bitch, or you don't get yo' crank!"
by TheGhoul April 21, 2006
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Drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter

All he does is drink coffee and go to Harris Teeter
by Hal Jalikakik December 7, 2010
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tweetcreep

To follow someone on twitter but not engage in the conversation or let it be known that you are watching the twitter conversation. - Or to only post the words tweetcreep to let everyone know you are "creepin" on their tweets.
"I tweeted that we were all going to meet up at John's tonight. Derek showed up there uninvited.. Said he saw it on my twitter. What a tweetcreep!!
by idiggapple January 25, 2009
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Tweetard

A person who always posts retarded tweets.
Ray: Did you see Damo's latest post?
Mikey: Yeah, he's such a tweetard.
by Mikey The Comic December 16, 2009
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Tweener Hole

The female vaginal opening beTWEEN the pee-hole and the anus; used for sexual intercourse and childbirth.
-My tweener hole is all wet.

-The tweener hole is the right hole!
by effyheffy7 December 28, 2010
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Tweetersation

A long and drawn-out conversation taking place on twitter.
Sample tweetersation:

theshwing: @xcbro23 hey man did you see What @walrusman did today?

xcbro23: @theshwing no man what happened/

theshwing: @xcbro23 he totally just stood up in the middle of class and walked out!!!!!!!

xcbro23:@theshwing OMG DOOD! THATS CRAZY!!

a-low45:thinks @theshwing and @xcbro23 should shut the hell up and text each other and not piss off other people!!!
by Psib93 November 3, 2009
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