tooley

someone who collects animals and drinks cheap beer. has a crumpled, bag-like appearance.

Dude, get rid of those dogs and start drinking good beer, you tooley!

by Dick Fitswelle December 21, 2008

Toolin'

Super, ultra cool.

Man, that concert was toolin'!

by TOOLINGAL March 25, 2004

tooled out

A person or object that has achieved a subordinate level of the traits associated with the word "tool".

The pink razor phone that Kyna bought is "tooled out" because the Matt and everyone else had the phone last year. The pink color magnifies this in its blatent homage to the sorority girl.

by Matt/Kyna May 16, 2006

Tootenitus

A person who lives life tooting his own horn, yet never interested in those whom they're surrounded.

Harold suffered an acute case of tootenitus as he lived life boasting to all of his material possessions and all his personal accomplishments, yet never inquiring with other's of themselves.

by Dboliner March 23, 2008

Tiolence

The act of using one's own tie to choke someone, whether by pulling the knot up too high, or wrapped the tie around the person's neck to strangle them.

Bill: 'Holy shit, did you see RAW last night?'

John: 'Yeah, that was insane what Danielson did to Justin Roberts, strangling him with his own tie...talk about tiolence...'

by Freakie Tim June 19, 2010

Toolebox

a man that sees multiple woman. He usually as one child that he favors but never sees and the other he gave up because it interfered with bartime. A plan looser who likes men AND women and will deny his six month relationship with a man. He lives with his friends even in his thirties.

Did you hear what Toole did again? Yeah, that Toolebox is a total looser. He has like ten STD's....he needs to quit messing around so much and take care of his kids.

by Renee32 August 21, 2011

Toolery

Jewelry that makes one look like a tool

Guy 1: Yo i better put on my best toolery for the club tonight!
Guy 2: Don't forget your pinky ring!

by feminineM&M March 11, 2012